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1. Anything (5/8/2010)
   A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. I would do anything to pass this exam. She
2. How does it work? (5/8/2010)
   The graduate with a Science degree asks, Why does it work? The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, How does it work? The graduate with an Accounting degre
3. College Degrees (5/8/2010)
   I have three college degrees: b.s. - bull s*** m.s. - more of the same ph.d. - piled higher and deeper
4. Good News (5/8/2010)
   The stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies. Are you feeling OK? h
5. What other way? (5/8/2010)
   A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed th
6. Please return to class (5/8/2010)
   It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that
7. Grandson (5/8/2010)
   A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as show
8. Keep studying (5/8/2010)
   Students, take note: Knowledge is power ... But power corrupts ... And corruption is a crime ... And crime doesn't pay ... So if you keep on studying you'll go
   (Time Limit: 3 Weeks) 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture,
10. THE KNOWLEDGE PILL (5/8/2010)
   A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind
   NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in
12. PROFESSORS LOGIC (5/8/2010)
   A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: Has anyone in this class
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