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1. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FINALS (5/8/2010)
   'Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last-minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, But none touched their
2. WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF WRITTEN BY (5/8/2010)
   * The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold. * The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. * N
3. THE PROFESSOR SAYS... (5/8/2010)
   When professors say this . . .they really mean this! * this needs some minor revision. - i never actually got around to reading this. * my office hours are by
4. STORKS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN (5/8/2010)
   Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. Don't worry,
5. HIGH SCHOOL VS. COLLEGE (5/8/2010)
   * In high school, you do homework. In college, you study. * No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before
6. TWO AUBURN GRADS (5/8/2010)
   Two Auburn grads had bought a couple of horses that they used to make some money during the summer. But when winter came, they found that it cost too much to
7. THE HANDS OF TIME (5/8/2010)
   The rules at a particular university were such that if the professor were not present in the classroom by 15 minutes past the hour, the class was considered a
8. COLLEGE SEX SURVEY (5/8/2010)
   A professor, teaching a college sexuality class, was discussing the frequency of sex that could still be considered normal. Many people find that sex every ot
9. Desired results (5/8/2010)
   An Auburn graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't pr
10. I see your problem (5/8/2010)
   In some foreign country a Athens State Priest, a University of Alabama Lawyer and an Auburn Engineer are about to be guillotined. The Priest puts his head on
11. Rubbing my rod (5/8/2010)
   The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his class at MIT. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other,
12. To save lives (5/8/2010)
   One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, Why do we have to learn this stuff? To s
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