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1. 25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors (5/8/2010)
   1. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing too
2. 10 Things To Do At School When Bored.... (5/8/2010)
   1. Take off your socks, and make hand puppets. When asked a question throw your hand up and answer through your socks. Have one puppet accuse the other of hav
3. 15 Signs Youre Not Graduating This Term (5/8/2010)
   15. You planned on being there, but they moved the trial to Denver. 14. You're on a football scholarship at Oklahoma. 13. You get a snide letter from Admissions
4. Grad Student Check List (5/8/2010)
   6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed. 6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks. 6:32 Hit snooze button. Go b
5. The Top Ten Lies Told By Graduate Students (5/8/2010)
   10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street. 9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
6. Top Ten Things NOT To Say During Your Thesis (5/8/2010)
   10. ta-daaaaaaah! 9. wow, i got soooooooo s*** faced last night! (dr. paul's preferred line) 8. like, are you gonna scale these? 7. oh, yeah? we'll, what
7. Strange Computer (5/8/2010)
   For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she go
8. Mistake (5/8/2010)
   If God makes a mistake, it is fate. If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style. If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident. If a doctor makes a mistake,
9. TYPICAL (5/8/2010)
   Three men were due to be executed one day - one University of Alabama graduate, one Florida State graduate and one Auburn University graduate. The Alabama gra
10. SIGNS YOURE SUFFERING FROM SEMESTER BURNOUT (5/8/2010)
   * You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, Hell instead of Hello. * Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, Get off my back, bitch
11. THE COLLEGE DRINKERS ALPHABET (5/8/2010)
   A- alcohol: the key to surviving college. b- beer: it's whats for dinner. c- class: what you're supposed to get up and go to after a thursday night party. d- d
12. FAVORITE PASTIME (5/8/2010)
   For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. So it wouldn't be a boring project, he chose to find out peoples' favorite
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