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1. I'm Trying to Stop It (7/4/2009)
   `No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.`
2. A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. (7/4/2009)
   `Here is the situation,` she said. `a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin g for help. His wife hears the commotion
3. Cadaver sing fight song (11/26/2008)
   A Chapel Hill area mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss.
4. Evolution of Mathematics (11/26/2008)
   THE EVOLUTION OF MATHEMATICS TRAINING OVER THE PAST FIFTY YEARS, Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
5. Little Johnny at the 1st grade concert (11/26/2008)
   The 1st grade concert is fast approaching and Johnny has stillnot decided what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a pianosolo, Timmy will recite a poem.
6. learn in Sunday School (11/26/2008)
   Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
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