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1. Physics disclaimers (5/8/2010)
    As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation which requires the prominent placing of warnings on products that present
2. Freshmen versus seniors (5/8/2010)
    [b]Freshman:[/b] Is never in bed past noon. [b]Senior:[/b] Is never out of bed before noon. [b]Freshman:[/b] Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can
3. Tip the pizza delivery boy (5/8/2010)
    A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: What is the usu
4. Picking on a tardy student (5/8/2010)
    A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went arou
5. Looking back on photos (5/8/2010)
    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. Just think how nice it will be to
6. A lesson about blood flow and circulation (5/8/2010)
    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as y
7. The following are only learned from college (5/8/2010)
    1. Quarters are like gold. 2. Be creative in the dining hall. 3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc. 4. You will never find so many excuses fo
8. Would you please move your cars? (5/8/2010)
    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that
9. Fifty fun things for professors to do (5/8/2010)
   1. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours. 2. Point the overhead
10. I Could Use a Little Money (5/8/2010)
    Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply n't think of anything I need, $o if you w
11. Are you ready for college? (5/8/2010)
    The below quiz will help you to determine if you are truly ready to attend college. Answer all questions below choosing one of the multiple choice answers for
12. Rules for apartment living (5/8/2010)
    1. If someone calls while you are on the phone, do not answer the call waiting signals, after all your conversation to your boyfriend's, cousin's, sister's, ex
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