The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College.
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The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College

14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
13. Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.
12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and games until
someone loses their 'nads.
11. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
10. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative home
pharmaceuticals business.
9. If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
8. Boring lecture? Start a wave!
7. College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle
dinner.
6. I Phelta Thi is *not* a real fraternity, except at state
colleges.
5. Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
4. Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior
essay.
3. Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.
2. Don't think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think of it as acing
Biology.
1. In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your
breakfast cereal.

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