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There's a guy from UGA driving from Athens to Atlanta, and a guy from Tech
driving from Atlanta to Athens. In the middle of the night with no other cars
on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different

The Yellow Jacket manages to climb out of his car and survey
the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, Man, I am really lucky to be

Likewise the Bulldog scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage. He too says to himself, I can't believe I survived this wreck!

The Tech boy walks over to the UGA boy and says, Hey man, I think this is
a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as
friends instead of arch rivals

The Bulldog thinks for a moment and says, You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck
So the Athenian pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack
Daniels. He says to the Yellow Jacket,I think this is another sign from god
that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship

The Jacket says, You're damn right! and he grabs the bottle and starts
sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the
Techster hands it back to the Dawg and says, Your turn!

The Bulldog twists the cap back on the bottle and says, Nahh, I think I'll
wait for the cops to show up.
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