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An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away


Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing


Mother: What did you learn in school today

Son: How to write

Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!


Where did knights learn to kill dragons?

At knight school!

[Tag]:School collection 19
[Time]:5/8/2010
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