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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!


What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?

A year older on his birthday!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: My little sister ate it!


Bad timing for an excuse
Teacher: Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!


An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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