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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.


Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?

A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.


Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?

A: Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.


Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?

A: Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.


Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?

A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.


Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.


Orchestral trombonists count so much rest and play so many repeated figures that the sheep story also works.


Trombone: a slide whistle with delusions of granduer.

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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