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Q: How do you make him stop playing?

A: Put notes on it!


Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?

A: Pick on someone your own size!


Q: What's the definition of a minor second?

A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.


Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?

A: Counterpoint.


Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

A: Give him a sheet of music.


Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, Not bad, but I could've done better.


Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

A: Would you like fries with that?


Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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