French horn jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?

A: A goal post that can't march.

Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?

A: A goalpost that can't march.

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.

Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?

A: Hi. I did that piece in junior high.

Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

Q: How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?

A: Have them miss every other note.

Q: What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?

A: You can tune a '57 Chevy.

Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?

A: Hi. I played that last year.