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Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?

A: One is far more painful to your ears.


Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?

A: I'll tell you when I meet one.


Q: How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but he gyrates so much, he'll fall off the ladder.


Q: Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?

A: Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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