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Q: What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.


Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?

A: So they can park in the handicap zones.


Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?

A: Gifted.


Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.


Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.


Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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