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An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.


Q: What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.


Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?

A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.


Q: What do accordion players use as a contraceptive?

A: Their personalities.


Q: What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!


Q: What's a gentleman?

A: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.


Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.


Q: What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathisers.


Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.


Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina?

A: The accordion takes longer to burn.


Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.


Q: What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.


Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.


Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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