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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

--Groucho Marx

1890-1977


This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

He was a dark and stormy knight....


In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.


Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says Get that gum out of your mouth, where as the train says Chew, Chew .


The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

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[Time]:5/8/2010
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