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1. Drinking a glass of water. (5/9/2010)
   George W. Bush said he is going to run his own campaign and be his own man. The amazing thing is he said this while his father was drinking a glass of water.
2. "Reform N Stuff." (5/9/2010)
   What were George W. Bush's three hardest years? A: Second grade. Bush's original idea for a campaign slogan - Reform 'N Stuff.
3. So why doesnt he just use his toes? (5/9/2010)
   So why doesn't he just use his toes? Because going barefoot in public would be embarrassing.
4. Has to count to eleven (5/9/2010)
   How many George Bushes does it take to change a light bulb? 2, 1 to change it and 1 to lethally inject the old light bulb.
5. F****** liberals (5/9/2010)
   Goddamn tree hugging f****** liberals, at least bush has enough guts to do something about terrorism, clinton just sat back and got blow jobs, we really need
6. Poor puppeteer. (5/9/2010)
   Q: Why does President Bush have so much trouble speaking properly? A: Poor puppeteer.
7. GLOVES (5/9/2010)
8. Rubber (5/9/2010)
   One-day bush went to chemist shop and ask for a rubber... shopkeeper. Its only 2 cents bush.ok, give me 1...and bush opens the jar and took one chwinggum into
9. Wanna f*** (5/9/2010)
   One day mr. bush sleeping with mr. powel, suddenly he ask powel hay...powel bring one girl i wanna f***...after a long time my dick is standing. its hard...off
10. Can I Tap your shoulder? (5/9/2010)
   George Bush was driving with Powell one day and he had to take a leak really bad. He said to Powell Wouldn't it be nice if you're pecker was on your finger, y
11. Fake friendship (5/9/2010)
   Bush and saddam are both driving towards each other on a motorway when they crash bush gets out of his car and has not hurt then saddam gets out of his car an
12. Hell 4eva (5/9/2010)
   George Bush dies and is sent to hell when he arriver the devil says you can pick which of the 3 rooms you must spend eternity in so he shows him the first roo
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