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A first grade teacher is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and
how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her
students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George
Bush. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. Mary, says
the teacher with surprise, why didn't you raise your hand? Because I'm not a
Republican, says Mary. Well, what are you? asks the teacher. I'm a Democrat
and proud of it, replies the little girl. The teacher cannot believe her ears.
My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat? she asks. 揥ell, my momma and papa
are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too. Well, says the teacher in an annoyed
tone, that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be
like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a
criminal, too, what would you be then? Then, Mary smiled, then we'd be
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