Five people in a crashing aircraft.
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Five people in a crashing aircraft

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died. So he takes
the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says I am the wife of the former
President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world,
a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of
the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says I am the President of the United
States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart
from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and
I have a responsibility to my people not to die. So he takes a parachute and
jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good
person and a priest I will give you the last parachute.

The boy replies No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most
intelligent President has taken my schoolbag...
[Tag]:Five people in a crashing aircraft
[Time]:5/9/2010
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