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If you put everything into context, 'new American century,' as used by the
elder Bush, did not mean a new century in America. What it meant, in simplest
terms, is that the United States would dominate the world in the 21st century.
And that's what the younger Bush is clearly striving for: world domination. -
Harley Sorenson, 21-Jul-03

Welcome to the Republic of Darkness and Unemployment. - Graffiti in Iraq

George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld care about the troops in the same way that
Tyson Foods cares about chickens. - Retired Army master sergeant Stan Goff whose
son was recently deployed to Iraq
The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our Number
one priority and we will not rest until we find him! - George W. Bush,
September 13, 2001
I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's
not that important. It's not our priority. - George W. Bush, March 13, 2002
Richard Nixon was reported to have admired Barbara Bush. He is quoted as
saying that is a woman who knows how to hate.

I refuse to accept the cynical notion that nation after nation must spiral
down a militaristic stairway into the hell of thermonuclear destruction. I
believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in
reality. This is why right temporarily defeated is stronger than evil
triumphant. - Martin Luther King Jr. accepting the Nobel Prize for Peace

This is total war. We are fighting a variety of enemies. There are lots of
them out there. All this talk about first we are going to do Afghanistan, then
we will do Iraq... this is entirely the wrong way to go about it. If we just let
our vision of the world go forth, and we embrace it entirely and we don't try to
piece together clever diplomacy, but just wage a total war... our children will
sing great songs about us years from now. - Richard Perle
We must make clear to the Germans that the wrong for which their fallen
leaders are on trial are not that they lost the war, but that they started it.
And we must not allow ourselves to be drawn into a trial of the causes of the
war, for our position is that no grievances or policies will justify resort to
aggressive war. It is utterly renounced and condemned as an instrument of
policy. - Supreme Court Justice Robert L. Jackson, U.S. Representative to the
International Conference on Military Trials, August 12, 1945

4.Intentionally launching an attack in the knowledge that such an attack will
cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians or damage to civilian
objects or widespread, long-term and severe damage to the natural environment;
5.Attacking or bombarding, by whatever means, towns, villages, dwellings or
buildings which are undefended and which are not military objectives. - Rome
Statute, Article 8 defining war crimes under the Geneva Convention.

Moustafa Kemal was undoubtedly a very clever person. He could be one of the
most popular Turkish politicians of the 20th century. Instead, he managed to
become a butcher. (Which proves that ingenuity, without moral principles, is
useless...) - Mavrofides, a Greek journalist

'I HATE BUSH. I despise him and his entire administration not only because of
its international policy, but also the national. It makes me feel ashamed to
come from the United States, it is humiliating.?- Jessica Lange told the
enthusiastic crowd, while receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award at the San
Sebastian film festival in Madrid, Spain.?

'There is no collaboration, no communication, no inclusiveness, no 'let's work
together, let's solve the problems together. It's 'we know the way, you don't
know anything. Get in the back of the bus and we'll drive the bus, I guess right
over the cliff'. - Dick Gephardt, House Minority Leader D-Mo;

is this the GOP's vision of America? A land of sad patriots forced to turn to
God alone to reconcile their love of country and family against the trashed and
ruined horizon of the American dream they grew up believing they would some day
share?' - J.G. Schwam
We have an Idiot Usurping Lying Weasel for a President. - Citizens for
Legitimate Government

If Saddam Hussein indicates that he has weapons of mass destruction and that
he is violating United Nations resolutions, then we will know that Saddam
Hussein again deceived the world. If he declares he has none, then we will know
that Saddam Hussein is once again misleading the world. - White House Press
Secretary Ari Fleischer
This is the worst president ever... He (GW Bush) is the worst president in
all of American history. - Helen Thomas

The first sign of awareness comes with the realization that there are
thousands of tormented souls burning in hell AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
--Unknown contributor

Humanity is probably a genetic perversion created by the aliens. We are
completely unnatural to the earth and live on it's surface like a cancer or an
infestation of flees. We cut, kill, pollute, and burn everything we touch and
soon we the genetic freaks will breed pollute and war ourselves right out of a
--Unknown contributor

If morons could fly, the sky would be pitch black.
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