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A guy named Bob is traveling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to

He is trying to sleep, but those guys were speaking loudly for a very
long time heavily criticizing George Bush, the war in Iraq, corruption,
unemployment, etc.

So Bob, in an attempt to force the guys to stop talking and let him sleep,
tells them as a joke, that there is a new total control system developed by the
FBI that spies upon all citizens, and there are lots of listening devices
everywhere, so that anyone criticizing the government would be severely

This didn have any effect on those guys; moreover they just laughed at Bob,
and carried on and on, saying even more rude jokes about George Bush and the

Finally, close to 3:00 am, Bob goes to the restroom, and runs into the train

Bob asks the conductor to bring him some water and sleeping pills at exactly
3:00 a.m.

He goes back to his place and says loudly into the base of his seat, so that
talkative guys could hear him:

If the FBI director can hear me: could you please bring me a glass of water
and some sleeping pills at 3:00 a.m., because there are some idiots here who are
speaking too loudly about some political issues and won let me sleep.

The guys continue talking.

Exactly at 3:00 am, the door opens and the conductor comes out, and gives Bob
the water and some sleeping pills.

The guys are shocked and finally stop talking. Bob is happy and manages to
fall asleep...

When he wakes in the morning, the talkative guys are no where to be found.

Out of curiosity he asks the conductor about them, (also remembering that
there shouldn have been any stops at night).

The conductor replies that some people in black suits stopped the train and
arrested those guys.

Bob is completely shocked and surprised and asks about why he was not

The conductor answers that he doesn have a clue but one of the guys in black
suits said that the director of the FBI liked Bob joke about the water and
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