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MEMO TO THE FAA

Subject: MEMO TO THE FAA
Date: June 2002

Dear Sirs:

I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the
solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might
get the Airline industry back on its feet.

Here's my plan:

Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all
of our flight attendants with naked females. Muslims would not then board our
planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would
probably have record sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery.

It truly puzzles me that our Republican Congress didn't already come up with
this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?

Sincerely,
Bush
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