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Helicopter Crash

In Virginia a helicopter was cruising fast at tree top level when the engine
quit, too low to auto-rotate, the helicopter plunged into a small lake where
three boys happened to be fishing.
The boys who were at the lake saw the whole thing happen. They swan to the
site of the crash, looked in the wreckage and saw that the pilot and copilot
were both dead. The lone passenger was unconscious and barely alive. They pulled
him out, took him to shore, and gave him artificial respiration - saving his

Within a few minutes there were several helicopters circling the area and one
of them landed. A guy got out who seemed to be in charge and came up to the
boys, he congratulated them for saving President Clinton!

Boys, said the man, you just saved the leader of our country! You each
deserve a reward. You name it, and I'll give it to you.

The first boy said, I really want a pair of Nike Air Jordan's?

The man replied, Michael Jordan is a close personal friend of mine. I'll get
everyone in your family 10 pairs of Nike's each.

The second boy said, I'd like to go to Disneyland?

The man said, I know Michael Wisner very well. I'll see that your entire
family has an all expense paid trip to Disneyland.

The man turns to the third boy and asked what he would like.

The boy answered saying, I'd like a mahogany wood coffin, bagpipe music and a
fly over by the Thunderbirds at my funeral service.

Funeral service? asked the puzzled man. What in the world are you talking

The kid replied When my father finds out who I saved he's going to kill me!
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