I just killed the pig.
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I just killed the pig

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when
all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go
up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour
later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in
one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. What
happened to you, asked Bill. Well, the Farmer gave me the wine; his wife gave
me the Cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me. My
God, what did you tell them, asks Clinton. The driver replies, I'm Bill
Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig.
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