Changes since Clinton got a dog.
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Changes since Clinton got a dog


1.To avoid confusion, the staff reverts to referring to Madeleine Albright by
name.
2.New 揹oggy door?makes it easier to sneak out for a midnight run to
McDonalds.
3.At long last, the President doesn't have to flinch every time he hears 揵ad
boy!?
4.The President is no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in
someone else's back yard.
5.Accusations of crotch sniffing at the White House no longer automatically
implicate the President.
6.An obviously angry Socks the Cat sent Kenneth Starr a note reading 揃il kilt
Vyns Fosdr.?
7.Shouts of 揷ome!?from the Lincoln bedroom no longer make the First Lady
suspicious.
8.Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily to-do list.
9.Roger Clinton is no longer the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.
10.Cries of 搘hat a dog!?no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at White
House functions.
11.To the embarrassment of trainers, the dog still can't tell Al Gore from a
tree.
12.揋et that horny fur ball off my leg!?no longer refers exclusively to the
President.
13.Campaign donors staying overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom now find
complimentary 揟ootsie Rolls?on their pillows.
[Tag]:Changes since Clinton got a dog
[Time]:5/9/2010
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