Whats with all the clocks?".
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Whats with all the clocks?"

A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the
whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby, when they come upon a room full
of clocks. Some are going fast, some slow and some normal. What's with all the
clocks? the guy asks his tour guide. each clock is for each person on earth.
Every time they tell a lie, their clock goes faster, he said. Well that makes
sense the guy thought to himself. Just then he noticed a clock on the ceiling
going tremendously fast, and much faster than all the others. What that?
the guy said pointing to the ceiling. Oh, that's bill Clinton's clock. We use
it as a fan.
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