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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge
railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing,
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever
they wanted.

The first kid said, I sure would like to go to Disneyland. George said, No
problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One.

The second kid said, I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's. George
said, I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!

The third kid said, I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and
stereo headset!! George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, But you
don't look like you are injured.

The kid says, I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning!

[Tag]:Running for Office
[Time]:5/9/2010
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