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Patient: Huh? What? Where am I?
Nurse: You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma.

Patient: How long was I in a coma?
Nurse: Ten years

Patient: Wow... Who's President?
Nurse: Bush
Patient:

Patient: How's the economy?
Nurse: Lotta layoffs
Patient:

Patient: Who else is in the White House?
Nurse: Cheney and Powell
Patient:

Patient: Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?
Nurse: Yep

Patient: HOW long was I...
Nurse: Ten years
[Tag]:Coma Recovery
[Time]:5/9/2010
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