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Bush Meeting the Queen in London

At Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One
and President Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen
Elizabeth II.
They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central
London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent
white matching horses. They ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways
and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going
well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,
earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the
British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and the Falkland Islands. It shakes
the coach. Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do
their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's
She turns to Mr. Bush and explains, Mr. President, please accept my
regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen
cannot control.
George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, Your Majesty, please don't
give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something, I would
have thought it was one of the horses....

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