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1. Goethes Tolerance (1/18/2011)
   Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, I'll never make way for a fool.
2. POST TURTLE (5/9/2010)
   While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President. The old ma
3. BUSH AND POWELL IN BAR (5/9/2010)
   A guy walks in and asks the bartender, Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there? The bartender says, Yep, that's them. So the guy walks over and says,
   Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on t
   The president goes into a library. I would like a cheeseburger and fries, he says in a loud, clear voice. But sir, says the assistant, this is a library.
   After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Saddam is still alive', Saddam decides to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he i
7. Bushs Joint Chiefs of Staff (5/9/2010)
   George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff is a bunch of Indians who roll extra fat dhobis.
8. Bush Visits a Nursing Home (5/9/2010)
   President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his tour down the main hal
9. F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L (5/9/2010)
   How does President Bush spell Welfare? F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L.
10. Bush is a Puppet? (5/9/2010)
   President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know
11. Bush Has Feelings Too (5/9/2010)
   George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me. Cheney reassured him by saying, Jokes can't hurt you. They are just
12. Bush Has a Short One (5/9/2010)
   Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it? A last name.
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