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1. Answering machine message 186 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John
2. Answering machine message 184 (5/9/2010)
    All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of...
3. Answering machine message 182 (5/9/2010)
    Hello you have reached the Smith residence. All of our operators are busy. Your call will be processed in the order it was received. (Annoying music...) Du
4. Answering machine message 180 (5/9/2010)
    (Loud music, John shouting:) HI, THIS IS JOHN, LET ME TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. (Loud footsteps, music turned down, a door slams.) Hi, this is the answering machi
5. Answering machine message 178 (5/9/2010)
    (Long pause, sound of phone dropping, sleepy voice:) Argh! (Pause.) Hello... (Sound of phone dropping, then a yawn.) Sorry man... I'm a bit tired at the mo
6. Answering machine message 176 (5/9/2010)
    The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number. Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed
7. Answering machine message 174 (5/9/2010)
    (To annoy a friend record this as his message, and he will have keypad music as messages:) Hello, you have reached Dave. Please enter your four digit PIN at t
8. Answering machine message 172 (5/9/2010)
    Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.
9. Answering machine message 170 (5/9/2010)
    Please leave a tone after the message.
10. Answering machine message 168 (5/9/2010)
    The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 226-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.
11. Answering machine message 166 (5/9/2010)
    (Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
12. Answering machine message 164 (5/9/2010)
    My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pe
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