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1. Answering machine message 210 (5/9/2010)
    You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestio
2. Answering machine message 208 (5/9/2010)
    (Gameshow-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in background.) If you'd like to join the game, please leave your name and number at the
3. Answering machine message 206 (5/9/2010)
    Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we'll run over to a neighbor's house and use their phone to call you back.
4. Answering machine message 204 (5/9/2010)
    Please leave your name and number -- But first, a short algebra quiz: How much is 5Q + 5Q? (Pause while caller thinks: 10Q) You're welcome!
5. Answering machine message 202 (5/9/2010)
    Mom, Dad... Don't you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present?
6. Answering machine message 200 (5/9/2010)
    (Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence...) Any message?
7. Answering machine message 198 (5/9/2010)
    Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese... Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that. (Click.)
8. Answering machine message 196 (5/9/2010)
    We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
9. Answering machine message 194 (5/9/2010)
    This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling...
10. Answering machine message 192 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK,
11. Answering machine message 190 (5/9/2010)
    Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
12. Answering machine message 188 (5/9/2010)
    I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out.
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