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1. Answering machine message 234 (5/9/2010)
    Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we're out. When we get home, We'll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about.
2. Answering machine message 232 (5/9/2010)
    Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an I love Jim Shea T-shirt. Ple
3. Answering machine message 230 (5/9/2010)
    Random fact number 10: The first manned mission to Jupiter will be crewed by the Smiths. Random fact number 64: Dairy Queen discovered cold temperature fusi
4. Answering machine message 228 (5/9/2010)
    (Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine. If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll pos
5. Answering machine message 226 (5/9/2010)
    I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow. So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tom
6. Answering machine message 224 (5/9/2010)
    (Annoying radio announcer's voice:) Congratulations! You have reached 555-1234, perhaps one of the most obnoxious answering machine messages in the greater S
7. Answering machine message 222 (5/9/2010)
    So! You've finally called. And I suppose you think I'll just be here. Well you're wrong. I gave up on that yesterday. Seventeen weeks is long enough. Wait
8. Answering machine message 220 (5/9/2010)
    You might be calling to give me important information. If so, leave your information at the tone. Or perhaps you just want to have a casual conversation. If
9. Answering machine message 218 (5/9/2010)
    Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger's Crystals. Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they'll call yo
10. Answering machine message 216 (5/9/2010)
    If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was there really a phone call? Help me investigate this phenomenon by leaving your nam
11. Answering machine message 214 (5/9/2010)
    I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
12. Answering machine message 212 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice? Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a f
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