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1. Answering machine message 207 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, this is your local zoo. Do you like animals? We are experiencing severe problems with hot water. Would you be so kind as to allow us to bring our ele
2. Answering machine message 205 (5/9/2010)
    Hello. If you're calling with bad news, leave your message now. If it's good news, wait for the tone.
3. Answering machine message 203 (5/9/2010)
    Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But that didn't help much, did it? You still have to talk to a machine.
4. Answering machine message 201 (5/9/2010)
    Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.
5. Answering machine message 199 (5/9/2010)
    OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions?
6. Answering machine message 197 (5/9/2010)
    This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please use your shift key appropriately,
7. Answering machine message 195 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, please send me email instead. I always never playback these stupid answering machine messages. Besides, I am probably online right now.
8. Answering machine message 193 (5/9/2010)
    You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now. At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording m
9. Answering machine message 191 (5/9/2010)
    Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
10. Answering machine message 189 (5/9/2010)
    This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
11. Answering machine message 187 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, we are all currently home, but someone stole our phone... And the recording tape from this answering machine. So you can't reach us until we either fin
12. Answering machine message 185 (5/9/2010)
    (Pick up the phone and say:) This is Chris. I'm not here right now. Leave me a message. BEEP. (Then listen.)
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