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1. Answering machine message 255 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter, s
2. Answering machine message 253 (5/9/2010)
    You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment. H
3. Answering machine message 251 (5/9/2010)
    Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps
4. Answering machine message 249 (5/9/2010)
    Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe. Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone. Keep your hand
5. Answering machine message 247 (5/9/2010)
    Borg communications router. Unit addressed unavailable. Hails are irrelevant. Messages are irrelevant. You are irrelevant. Nonetheless, leave message if yo
6. Answering machine message 245 (5/9/2010)
    (Bad imitations:) [b]Picard:[/b] Assume standard orbit, Mr. LaForge. Sensor readings, Lieutenant? [b]Worf:[/b] Scanning, Captain... Strange... No life-for
7. Answering machine message 243 (5/9/2010)
    (Star Trek theme in the background:) [b](Voice 1:)[/b] Room 17, the final frontier. [b](Voice 2:)[/b] These are the messages of Chad's answering machine. Its
8. Answering machine message 241 (5/9/2010)
    Bridge, Kirk here.
9. Answering machine message 239 (5/9/2010)
    Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good.
10. Answering machine message 237 (5/9/2010)
    (Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville, New Jersey. I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing my name to protect my innocence when I got a cal
11. Answering machine message 235 (5/9/2010)
    Sorry that we're not at home. Please leave a message after the tone. When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone.
12. Answering machine message 233 (5/9/2010)
    (Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we wo
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